He enjoys cereal

 So I'm innocently enjoying my bowl of before bed cereal, and Hillel shows up. I'm not all that surprised. He likes cereal. And Doritos. Also, popcorn.

Now he's thinking strategy. Will he reach out one paw, or crane his neck all the way around and just dive head first into my bowl? 

But like everyone else in this family, he ended up distracted by the iphone. I jumped at the opportunity and devoured my cereal before the little thief could regain his focus.

And that, my friends, is how things work at our house. 

P.S. Of course I gave in and offered him a little milk. I'm not a monster.