Deep breath out. I won't go into to all the reasons why I haven't shown up in this space lately, because there is on...

Alyce, March 2010 4:45 am: Wake up with Shira. I'm not even kidding about this. Nurse Shira for 30 minutes. 5:15 am: Pour some c...

On my way to bed last night I saved a llama and a lemon from drowning in the bathroom sink, battled a dinosaur on my dresser, ...